JCB Summer Doins, June 28 – 30, 6029 (2024 CE)

The Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus

Noble Grand Humbug Harley “Where’s Dusty?” Davison cordially invites you to:

Saint Vitus Day Summer Doins And Plaque Dedication! 

Oh horror of Humbuggery! Oh Joys of Widders yet un-won!
A real humdinger of a Doins… NEVADA STYLE!

Pay you rub at the door:
$60 for Redshirts
$90 for Poor Blind Candidates
$125 for Retards, er, Retreads

Friday, June 28: Spaghetti Dinner at the Clampsite at Humbug Flats, up the Ophir and Jumbo Grades, on the west side of Mt. Davidson, promptly at 6:05 p.m.

Saturday, June 29: The ECV Hall will be open at 8:59 am
PBCs of all shapes, sizes, and qualities shall be turned over to the Imperturbable Hangman Wes “His Most Reverendness” Francis, Sr., at the ECV Hall in Virginia City NO LATER than 10:02 a.m.!!

Lunch of Sandwiches will be available at the ECV Hall at around 1:03 p.m. or so, depending on the whim of the Roisterous Iscutis MIKE “Leggy-C” MACK.

Back up the hill to Humbug Flats for the H.O.C.O. and other entertainments. Dinner shall be served at the whim of the Roisterous Iscutis MIKE “Leggy-C” MACK, after H.O.C.O., probably at 5:69 p.m. or later.

Sunday, June 30: We’re trying to do a breakfast. It would be so awesome if we did a breakfast. Help break-down and clean-up at the ECV Hall in the kitchen.

Humbly Submitted by Grand Noble Recorder Tom “What’s In This Drink?” Gonzalez