JUNK 2026 – Jumbo Mine, or, Roofied’s Big Adventure…

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JUNK 2026 – Jumbo Mine, or, Roofied’s Big Adventure…

We are quickly coming up on our anal annual JUNK trip. This year we’ll be exploring the world famous Jumbo Mine area, rumored to be controlled by the Humbug’s family (or so he claims). JUNK this year is on August 28th – 30th so get your sh*t ready! Please note that the this trip has been referred to as Jumbo, Jungo, and possibly Dikembe Mutombo when under the influence, so show up and find out what the actual damn name is. And you can contact Roofied with reference number 006910 with any questions.

Below is a link to a semi-accurate overview of the target history location… Jumbo Mine Overview. The official JUNK Book for this trip will be considered the definitive and authoritative document and guide as it will be JCB Historian approved (Ha).

In the mean time, so you understand the raw beauty of the area we will be camping in, a map and a travel link to the camp site is provided below. We are not camping at JUMBO MINE, so don’t be fooled. The map below is the way to get to the camp site. And while the map pin may not be exactly on the camp spot, don’t worry, you should be able to see then ultimate site for miles once you’re in the area (nary a tree to be seen). We will be day tripping to Jumbo Mine to listen to the Humbug’s musings.

Google Map From VC To Site…

If it’s not completely obvious from the map, bring lots of water, and shade, or you’ll certainly turn into a grizzled desert artifact.