JCB Officers 6030

The Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus

Clampatriarch – The Right Honorable Carl “Harley” Davison

Chairs…

Noble Grand Humbug – Gary “Dusty” Mack
Vice Noble Grand Humbug – Tom “Roofied” Gonzalez
Grand Noble Recorder – Jason “Mayor” Virden
Gold Dust Receiver – Wes “Reverend” Francis
Grand Imperturbable Hangman – Mike “Leggy-C” Mack

Officers…

Grand Musician (Head Bar) – C.J. “Sponge Bob” De Ruyter
Roisterous Iscutis (Head Cook) – Bruce “Budders” Willford
Clamps Petrix (1st Asst Bar) – Karl “Fish” Gambrall
Royal Platrix (1st Asst Cook) – Cody “Fruit Loop” Tatuj
Clamps Matrix (2nd Asst Bar) – Brian “Pothole” Massey
Clamps Vitrix (2nd Asst Cook) – Mark “Salty” Stammer
Damn Fool Doorkeeper #1 (Gold Dust) – TBD
Damn Fool Doorkeeper #2 (Hangman) – TBD

*Cocus Praefectus (Executive Chef) – A. J. “Derp” Oliver

601s…

Brian Barnhardt, Michael Patrick, Mongo Scatena, Bill Allen, Scott Mahlen, Steve Bilach, Ben Wyatt, Gary Dutton, Mike Greene, Josh Shehorn, John Hughes, Harold Beletzuy


* Cocus Praefectus is a new, semi-permanent role, created by the Graybeards, and is not part of the demotion process. The Cocus Praefectus or Executive Chef is responsible for the kitchen, a general adviser to the kitchen crew, has oversight and responsibility for kitchen appliances and equipment, and oversees the maintenance of healthy food stocks. Respect “the Cocus” because we all know a happy Cocus is better than a sad Cocus…