Clampatriarch – The Right Honorable Gary “Dusty” Mack
Chairs…
Noble Grand Humbug – Tom “Roofied” Gonzalez
Vice Noble Grand Humbug – Jason “Mayor” Virden
Grand Noble Recorder – Mike “Leggy-C” Mack
Gold Dust Receiver – C.J. “Sponge Bob” De Ruyter
Grand Imperturbable Hangman – “David ‘Recon” McNeely
Officers…
Grand Musician (Head Bar) – Mark “Salty” Stammer
Roisterous Iscutis (Head Cook) – Brian “Pothole” Massey
Clamps Petrix (1st Asst Bar) – Bruce “Budders” Willford
Royal Platrix (1st Asst Cook) – Andy “???” Dick
Clamps Matrix (2nd Asst Bar) – Virgile “???” Trujillo
Clamps Vitrix (2nd Asst Cook) – John “Steamer” Hues
Damn Fool Doorkeeper #1 (Gold Dust) – Scott “Jackalope” Mahlen
Damn Fool Doorkeeper #2 (Hangman) – Cody “Fruitloop” Tatuj
*Cocus Praefectus (Executive Chef) – A. J. “Derp” Oliver
601s…
Still Being Finalized…
* Cocus Praefectus is a semi-permanent role, created by the Graybeards, and is not part of the demotion process. The Cocus Praefectus or Executive Chef is responsible for the kitchen, a general adviser to the kitchen crew, has oversight and responsibility for kitchen appliances and equipment, and oversees the maintenance of healthy food stocks. Respect “the Cocus” because we all know a happy Cocus is better than a sad Cocus…