Doors / bar open at 10:07 a.m.
PBCs surrendered to the Grand Imperturbable Hangman “Roofied” Tom Gonzales at 11:03 a.m.
Dinner courtesy of the Roisterous Iscutis Wes Francis, Sr., at 5:08 p.m.
$50 red shirts
$70 PBCs 55 years and older
$80 PBCs 45 – 54 years old
$90 PBCs 40 – 44 years old
$100 PBCs 39 or younger, PLUS a letter from your Mom saying you can attend.
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!! Step right up and see what wonderment the Grand Noble Humbug Travesty Stransky has in store for the 6027 Julia C. Bulette Chapter #1864 Candlelight Initiation on March 26th! That’s right Gentlemen it’s time to lay down yer picks and shovels and grab your gold dust poke and head on up to the E Clampus Vitus Building at 34 N. B Street in the bustling boomtown of Virginia City Nevada! Come on up and bring yer blind, crippled and crazy PBC’s.
There you will be transcended into otherworldly experience the likes of no other! You will sample our Grand Musician Mayor Virden’s magical mystifying elixirs! Let our Roisterous Iscutis Chef Reverend Francis tantalize your taste buds at 5:08pm with his World famous “smoked ribeye” gussied up with all the accoutrements to make you fat dumb and happy, WOO doggie “it’ll make you cuss a Preacher!!!”
Now as per usual the same do’s and don’ts apply in accordance to Grand Council rules and regulation’s: No gun’s, long knives, Widders or any other incendiary devices and for y’all Californey folk leave your BB guns and slingshot at home, hey rules is rules, I don’t make em I just break em.
Now that all the pleasantries are out of the way, let’s get down to the brass tacks. Doors will be opened promptly at 10:07 am for sign in. Have yer PBC’s clean and sober signed in with their paperwork filled out and handed into our Noble Grand Recorder Harley Q. Davison. From there ready to be handed over at 11:03 am to our Grand Imperturbable Hangman Roofied Tom.