Presented by Noble Grand Humbug Gary “Dusty” Mack. F that guy!
Location of this event will be the JCB #1864 Moran Building, 34 N B Street, Virginia City, NV
- Doors and bar will open at 9:57 am sharp. Or, if the JCB Flag is flying, the joint is open for Red
ShitsShirts. - Bar service will be provided by Grand Musician CJ “Sponge Bob” de Ruyter until he runs out of libations.
- Vittles will be provided by Roisterous Iscutis Bruce “Budders” Willford and crew after a grueling and ponderous initiation ordeal, for all Red Shirts and any successful PBCs.
- Supplicant PBCs will be surrendered to Grand Imperturbable Hangman Mike “Leggy-C” Mack starting when the doors open and completing no later than 12:03 p.m. After that their money will be accepted, they can participate, but they will not receive any paperwork or certifications unless a written waiver is provided by the NGH certifying their inability to follow directions properly.
- Red Shirts will sign in with Grand Noble Recorder Jason “Mayor” Virden. PBCs will be presented and do the same. All PBC paperwork must be completed and be legible! If we can’t read your scrawls your Certification Papers will reflect whatever name the GNR wants to write down.
- Provide your grub steak or application payments to the Gold District Receiver Wes “Reverend” Francis. He prefers unmarked cash in small denominations.
- All complaints will be directed to the Vice Noble Grand Humbug, Tom “Roofied” Gonzales, for his consideration and enjoyment. Do not expect a resolution any time soon.
- General criticism of the NGH will be provided by Clampatriarch – The Right Honorable Carl “Harley” Davison, on a consistent basis, throughout the entire event.
Your Day of Fun will cost you one of the following fees…
$50 – Red Shirts
$60 – PBCs 55 years or older
$85 – PBCs 35 to 54 years old
$100 – *PBCs 25 to 34
$125 – Retreads
*PLUS a letter from your Mom or potential Widder saying you can try…