Demotion Dinner, January 13, 6029 (2024 C.E.)

The Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus

Demotion Dinner, January 13, 6029 (2024 C.E.)

Holy Hell! Humbug Harley Davison has heralded a humongous happenstance! Demoted all the way down to the last rung. Poor bastard. $45 at the door for all red shirts. Doors open at 5:03pm. Huzzah!