Clampers’ Clan

CLAMPERS CLAN

Verse one

          In sunny California, in the land the gods love best,

The Clan E Clampus Vitus First showed its golden yellow crest,

To sounds of hewgag blowing ‘Neath the smiling western sky

Its ranks are always growing, and people shout as they march by;

Chorus

          Here come the Clampers, the jolly Clampers

They’re the pride of our live town.

Their whole ambition, and only mission, Is to put the knockers down

And when you hear the hewgag sounding, just watch them every man

For they’re a jolly bunch of fellows, in the Clampers Clan.

Verse two

          Beware then, all ye knockers when a Clamper comes a round.

Beware ye progress blockers, First slide your hammers underground.

Get in and join your neighbor, Blow your horn at any rate.

You’ll do yourself a favor If you’ll help to boost the state;

Chorus

          Here come the Clampers, the jolly Clampers

They’re the pride of our live town.

Their whole ambition, and only mission, Is to put the knockers down

And when you hear the hewgag sounding, just watch them every man

For they’re a jolly bunch of fellows, in the Clampers Clan.

Ten bar instrumental break….

Chorus

          Here come the Clampers, the jolly Clampers

They’re the pride of our live town.

Their whole ambition, and only mission, Is to put the knockers down

And when you hear the hewgag sounding, just watch them every man

For they’re a jolly bunch of fellows, in the Clampers Clan.